romantic comedies really never relate to us actually. or at least for me. they’re just stimulators.

seriously

romcoms they never actually relate.

i can relate to their humor

well basically cuz im funny

pssst self praise is no praise

i mean im not funny

whot evaa

 

anyway

their romance are so sparked in such short periods

how the flying fuck seriously

damn

i sound like seth rogan now

ive been watching too many romcoms

and its starting to

irritate

agitate

and

ya its silently killing me

they make it seem so bloody easy

 

he stands at one corner in a pub

lonely

heavy techno song playing

he scans the place sadly with one mug of beer in his hand

then techno song diminishes gradually

she stands at the other corner

all depressed with her current bf

suddenly

they looked at each other

a mellow indie song echoes

their eyes transfixed

and the rest is fuckin history

you seriously got to be kidding me

for instance

 

nick and norah’s infinite playlist

she kisses a total stranger out of desperation and tada the rest is history

 

zack and miri make a porno

fell in love while making porno and thier platonic friends for like many many years

 

im really agitated now

anyway all the agitation aside

they are good movies

but they have the

seriously-you-are-not-kidding-me-while-awwwwww-so-sweet effect

sigh

maybe im just jealous that they come too easy

seriously ever heard of a pathetic-fool

me.

 

but anyway im awesome i know.