“i’m going to pangkor
wanna tag along?”
wait a taste of burger randomness
“i love this burger so much that i want it in me”
“i love this burger so much that i want to sew my ass shut”
“this burger taste so good that its like christmas in my mouth”
“this burger is so good that im afraid ill get it pregnant”
Start with something random, then start the next line with the last one from the first line.
i’m a really nice friend to phil and ash
monkeys in the jungles of malaysia loves banana
banana is a look alike to the male organ
organ is totally not my favourite musical instrument
instrument that is my favourite is the drums
drums are like sex toys
toys from toys r us are expensive
expensive girls are not my liking but i like to look at them sometimes
sometimes i wish humans dont have feelings so i can say whatever i want to
to be or not to be that is not the question
question is when both your loved one is drowning who will you save
save your drowning loving mother who’s 75 years old or your drowning hot wife who’s 26 years old
old is subjective
subjective questions are preferable to objective questions to me
me love to crap thats why subjective questions is preffered
preffered hottie would be megan fox but i like the hottie from the movie ‘college’
college sex stoner movies are getting boring to ash
ash prefers corporate sex stoner movies
movies from the genre romantic comedy are bullshit
bullshit is you for tagging me.
btw i tag ash and phil.
i am linguistically retarded
definitely absolutely, i’m no poet
but indubitably i can say
thanks phil for being there for me that day.
sometimes valentines
isnt just for couples
thank you for today.
i enjoyed.
hope you did too.
thank you very much.
i want the pictures.
love you
you know who you are.
tiffany and i
This was written by a young girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to crystal meth .
She wrote this while in jail.
As you will soon read,
she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem.
She was released from jail, but true to her story, the drug owned her.
Please keep praying for our Children, Teens, and Young adults.
Understand, this thing is worse than any of us realize...
My Name: "Is TIK "
I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
take your children, and that's just the start.
I'm more costly than diamonds, more precious than gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.
If you need me, remember! I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town.
I live with the rich; I live with the poor,
I live down the street, and maybe next door.
I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.
In your child's closet, and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death, well it certainly should.
I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is crystal meth.
My power is awesome; try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.
Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice, and I'll own your soul.
When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to -- just to get high.
The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms, (your lungs, and your nose).
You'll lie to your mother; you'll steal from your dad,
When you see their tears, you should feel sad.
But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.
I take kids from parents, and parents from kids,
I turn people from God, and separate friends.
I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always -- right by your side.
You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.
I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.
If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.
I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.
The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.
The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know, these are all gifts from me.
But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine, and we shall not part.
You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.
You knew this is would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.
You could have said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?
I'll be your master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.
Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.
I can bring you more misery than words can tell,
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell…….
my Catharsis.
(thanks to iman for a skylit drive)
this song’s lyric is stupid
of course its stupid
its bout the stupidest things in the world called
love
soko just speaks directly from her heart
you can tell she’s not a manufactured artist
google up for her song titled
wet dreams =D
enjoy.
(btw i came across SOKO thanks to diandra)
you become depressed
due to excessive thinking
you basically feel like shooting yourself twice in the head
and to prove you are dead
you stab yourself twice so that you do not miss the heart
seriously just fuckin shoot me.
SHOOT ME.
Tebori is the Japanese method of tattooing by hand
that literally means to carve by hand.
Irezumi and horimono mean tattoo
but are often used for referring to traditional Japanese tattoo styles
whether they were done by an electric machine or by hand,
but usually referring to the latter.
The tool it self is fairly simple
, consisting of a long thin handle,
often a piece of bamboo,
with needles attached.
The needles are dipped in ink
and pushed in to the skin
by holding the tool with the right hand,
resting the tool on the left hand while it stretches the skin,
and forcing them in
with the forward movement of the right arm.
Often noticed by people unfamiliar with this method
is the sound the puncturing of the skin creates called shakki
The tattoo artists (horishi) will use a range of different sticks
with various numbers of needles attached to them to complete a design,
as little 3 for details
and many more for color and shading,
as many as 27.
This method is time consuming
and more painful than the western method.
The method it self is very simple,
pushing ink into the skin,
it’s the technique and skill of the artists that is important
because they are doing all of the work.
Compared to the electric tattoo machine
tebori is much more detailed
and the artist must have more practice and control.
They need to master all the styles of shading and techniques used create traditional Irezumi.
OK
i know what you are thinkin already
this guy is crazy
he is a sadistic masochistic freak
like LOL
guys.girls.blokes.blokesses.dudes.duddettes.fella.fellees.
WHATEVER.
Whoever gets tagged has to write 10 things about the person who tagged him/her.
bla bla bla.
seriously guys if ive taggged you you have d perfect liberty to just ignore this
ignore the ‘has’ in the instruction.
thank you.
1. you are artistically incline not that you are not academically incline im just saying you are artistically incline.
wtv fuck it
2. you are so random that if i came to your house now with a steak knife in a clown suit you totally guess i would do that.
3. you are weird in a funny sense that a clown would look like a devil from hell craving for human meat.
wats with me and clowns.
4. you strive to physically look good which is good cuz im not sayin i despise people who dont want to look good but it does say that you have self appreciation
5. you love tattoos which is absolutely cool and i love tattoos too
and im not sayin that we should get a bed and make love im just sayin you love tattoos i love tattoos
no offense to the person who tagged me, i had to say that cuz its blog worthy
6. you have nothing to do and you have to tag this innocent chinese dude whose bumming around
i mean like wtf
7. you love this kinda shit do you? im not saying i dun love it neither i do i not love it
its just fun?
gosh i cant believe i said that
8. oh ya it gets me wheneva she says that she craves for ice cubes i mean like wtf
they have no friggin taste
ice cubes are water fitted in cube form ,freezed so they can carry the cube form when it is on its own
9. you love techno and trance now which i love too
and again sigh im not sayin we should make love
im just saying ya we have that similarity
get it?
10. errr… you are a girl? correct??
The person who got tagged has to write 10 things about himself/herself.
you got to be kidding me.
1. im talkative like real talkative. but severity of talk depends on who i talk to
2. im a sensitive person not in the sense that i get offended easily but in the sense that im a deep person
3. when i listen i shut the hell up thats when my brains work the most
thats when i start judging thats when i start thinkin and readin the person you are
4. im emotional. my emotions are like extremely volatile
i vomit from my mouth when i am emotionally down. vomit words i mean
i can say things that later i would regret
5. i am a goal oriented person with a striving want to settle as fast as possible
in terms of financial well being, my direction in life, job security like it fuckin exist, and of course
a wonderful wife and family
6. i am a person who adapts to my surrounding in a heartbeat
i can camouflage myself to the surroundings but conserve my basic personalities philosophies and thinkin
7. i love music. it is the best thing besides sex. like LOL. music does alot to a person. drumming is also my passion besides flying.
btw currently i crave d general genre of rock and techno. this two genres r vast with its subgenres.
8.i love tattoos. have one currently. carpe diem. seize the day. plannin a second one. it is individuality and uniquity in a person
that is my artistic side besides being a silent poet cum writer LOL and i like sketchin n drawing without colors.
9. i believe i am unique seriously. know me. talk to me. listen to me. befriend me. and youll c why.
10. im just a chinesse dude who wants to be different. know me and you’ll know why.
and i choose to tag 10 blokes
sadly
1. iman
2. chrissy
3. genise
4. nisha
5. tiffany
6. karlisyle
7. dinisha
8.cherrie
9. christ
10.daryl
at last
voila!
i have created a play list on my blog
total of 25 songs
GUARANTEED
you’ll love them
i SWEAR by my serenades seriously
its fuckin sex.
1. American Football - Stay home
mellow and emotional
2. American Football – Honestly
mellow and emotional
3. American Football – I’ll see you when you’re both..
this track is accidentally downloaded
sorry guys
but the actual track is good
4. O.S.T of 28 days later – In the house, In a heartbeat
impending doom and gloom, good drumflow
btw the album is wrong, showing some hip hop picture
hiphop is dead seriously
5. Butterfingers – The Chemistry
a tribute to local music
one of THE BEST
6. Finch – Letters to you
my all time favourite
fuckin kick ass
7. Finch – What is it to burn
this REALLY KICKS ASS
8. Finch – Stay with me
9. Finch – Ender
one of their slow numbers but towards the end really kick ass
no idea why theres a weird video playin while the song is played
10. New Found Glory ft Lisa Loeb – Stay
great cover
nice video playing too
11. Goldfrapp – Caravan girl
real laid back song
love the flow and melody
12. Goldfrapp – Eat yourself
laid back and mellow
13. MxPx – You make me, me
one of the legendary punk bands
14. New Found Glory – Sincerely me
one of my favourite band that does absolutely great covers
15. New Found Glory – Love Fool
absolutely better than the original
16. Oasis – Don’t look back in anger
oasis’ cover of beatles’ help is wonderful too
a real singalong including this one
lets go to redbox!
17. Seven Collar T-Shirt – Summary(LIVE)
malaysian bands really know how to give a good live act
malaysian bands RULE
ASH u suck for suckin malaysian bands
theres a cool video playin too
18. Story of the Year – Until the day i die
until the day i die i will always love this song
19. the strokes – you live only once
legendary
20. the strokes – heart in a cage(live)
21. the strokes – reptilia
22. hot hot heat – let me in
this ones not to b left out
23. veruca salt – seether
ive always love female vocals in rock bands
paramore and veruca salt
to name a few
listen to volcano girls by veruca salt too
fuckin kick donkeys ass!
24. bring me the horizon – rawwwrr
kept the best for the last
this never fail to keep me fisting the air!
lol
25. bring me the horizon – pray for plagues
legendary awesomeness
btw im planning to put
the vines
in flames
and a few others
i dont know how to edit.
teach meeee…..
btw i rock i know.
heres a little sodomy
from me to you
as goldfrapp serenades
while boredom sodomizes me
my mind is twisted now
its distortion is taking effect now
like a burning incense at the back of my head
perspiring acidic globules on my forehead
like meandering bead of pearls
whoa
boredomy really does know how to sodomize eh?
pardon my impromptu seriously
if you dont like what i write
i dont really give a flying fuck
im not vying for a presidential seat
as goldfrapp diminishes
howie day ‘collides’ into my eardrums now
this is utterly gay
beyond gay
i use to love this song
maybe im not in the mood now
really
firstly i swear!!!
i never gotten this bored
2nd
i think im in need of company now.
i really just want to run away
and just do something stupid
like drive down to the beach
maybe just sit on the beach
and ponder?
serious canaries!
i have been tryin to avoid the deep me
dammit
i know there wont be anyone readin
first of all the title is fuckin sick
2nd this is basically me regurgitating out what im feelin now
whoeva readin this is really as bored as me seriously
im so bored i can just strip down to my underwear
and run on d street
i know its driving me crazy
like totally totally crazy
this is a waste of space on my blog
ive been feelin really really lonely
im not even in college now
they r too busy for me with their exams
i need to go to langkawi now
i just want to run away from all this
shes not bothered to reply me
im out of my fuckin wits
im going to just write write write and write
i need a companion
that i know
im fed up of being the giver and never being the receiver
always being a good friend a best friedn
a person who cares a person who listens
but maybe its correct what sally said
im just not seeing it
guess im thinkin too much
and the boredom contributes to it
stimulating my thoughts
stirring it
and ya
her
i just want to get to know her
nothing more
i know its not going my way
my instinct tells me its worthy
im going to make it go my way
cuz everythign is ur own doing with gods help
i cant believe im writing this down
its not like anyones gonna read it seriously
ok i guess im gonna go to sleep
i just needed to vomit out my thoughts dats driving me crazy.
seriously
romcoms they never actually relate.
i can relate to their humor
well basically cuz im funny
pssst self praise is no praise
i mean im not funny
whot evaa
anyway
their romance are so sparked in such short periods
how the flying fuck seriously
damn
i sound like seth rogan now
ive been watching too many romcoms
and its starting to
irritate
agitate
and
ya its silently killing me
they make it seem so bloody easy
he stands at one corner in a pub
lonely
heavy techno song playing
he scans the place sadly with one mug of beer in his hand
then techno song diminishes gradually
she stands at the other corner
all depressed with her current bf
suddenly
they looked at each other
a mellow indie song echoes
their eyes transfixed
and the rest is fuckin history
you seriously got to be kidding me
for instance
nick and norah’s infinite playlist
she kisses a total stranger out of desperation and tada the rest is history
zack and miri make a porno
fell in love while making porno and thier platonic friends for like many many years
im really agitated now
anyway all the agitation aside
they are good movies
but they have the
seriously-you-are-not-kidding-me-while-awwwwww-so-sweet effect
sigh
maybe im just jealous that they come too easy
seriously ever heard of a pathetic-fool
me.
but anyway im awesome i know.
dumb blondes to be exact
no offense girls whose a blonde
i still date you =)
lol
pardon my stereotypical flaw.
just for laughs.
