How I Met Your Mother.

 

this sitcom is THE bomb.

i thank dinisha and neevian for this.

well not exactly recommended by her.
or neevian.

i just came across this masterpiece.
its a masterpiece when you can relate to it.
and this is IT

 

 

ted mosby.
he is so me.

a hopeless romantic.
a HOPELESS romantic.
hoping for THE one.

i overthink with disastrous consequences.
and
not think when i suppose to think.

always waiting for the moment
planning for the moment.

shit

i did the test and i am really ted.

 

"the most casual stalker ever"

 

"my parents live in ohio, i live in the moment"

 

"Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find
love in this
crazy city then dammit so can I"

 

 

Trudy: I've had a pretty serious week. I could sure stand to do something stupid.
Ted: I'm something stupid. Do me.

 

 

"Nothing girly about a horse... nothing girly about a horn... but put them together and you get a unicorn."

 

 

 

"I don't care what I said. This is gonna happen. She can't say it's not meant to be. It is meant to be, and you know why? 'Cause I mean it to be."

 

"I would've stolen an entire orchestra for you."

 

now you get what i mean.
a hopeless romantic.

 

 

BTW my 2nd personality is

 

 

 

barney stinson

 

i dont know how i can have 2 contrastic personalities
the womanizer

"When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead... True story !"

 

"I'm teaching Ted how to live. I'm like Yoda, only instead of little and green, I'm awesome and wear suits. I'm Broda, and tonight, you're going to use the force to get any girl in here."

 

"It's gonna be legen-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DARY!"

 

" Dear Resident, The time we spent together, however long it was, meant the world to me. I would love to see you again but unfortunately I cannot. You see, I am a ghost. I can only materialize once every decade, on the anniversary of my death. I chose to spend my one day among the living with you, sweet resident. Perhaps we will meet again, in another decade--provided you keep your figure. Until then, all my love from the beyond,"

 

Barney: You dumped a Pornstar?!?!?! Friendship over.
Ted: wh...
Barney: FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!!

 

Ted:"We told each other we would wait a month before we had sex."
Barney: "The only reason you date a girl for a month before you have sex with her is because she is 17 years and 11 months old!"

 

 

anyway you guys have to watch it.

i'm waiting for my source for season 3!
you know who you are.

 

till then i'm out.